Disclaimer: Charlaine Harris's. Just borrowing.
Summary: “Do you ever regret it?” She asked. “That I made you promise never to turn me.”
Rating: PG

Note: This is a strange fic that comes from a strange place. I have the feeling that it's somehow related to 'Split Second' and 'The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle' but that's just a feeling. What do I know? I just wrote the darn thing. I swear I don't have a fixation on the subject of turning, just on the subject of creation. I'm fascinated. Anyway, the following quote kind of spurned it on:

“What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world.” --Albert Einstein

( Creation of the World )

As some of you may know, I've been threatening to post something original for ages and ages. And *drum roll* I'm not doing that. Not exactly. The following is the beginning of an original story. If, by some stroke of fate, you stumble on this and find youself curious as to how it will end, originals will go under the brand new 'no disclaimer required tag.'

Title: Zorba
Disclaimer: None. Mine for once.
Rating: PG-13

( The trick to getting noticed here is to know the right sort of people and to sleep with the wrong sort. )

Disclaimer: Characters and situations belong to Charlaine Harris. I'm only borrowing.
Summary: After the stake is removed in Club Dead, Sookie wakes up nearly naked in bed with Eric, how exactly did this happen?
Timeline: Post Dead to the World but also takes place in the midst of Club Dead... curious?
Note: I found this on my hard drive today. This one-shot ended up morphing into a chapter of 'I Have Gone Out' so if you're reading that, you WILL recognize this. Do not be fooled. If you are not reading IHGO then this is new to you. I decided this should appear in its stand alone form for those of you who prefer your fanfiction in sips. Enjoy.
( “Eric, am I naked?” “No.” “Am I almost naked?” “Yes.”  )

Wow has it really been over a month since I updated. Eeek! Thanks for sticking around for the show.

Characters: Ensemble
Pairing: Sookie/Eric
Rating: R, adult themes
Summary: Would you eat from the tree and have your eyes opened or stay a happy child in the garden forever? Follows the events of Dead and Gone with answers and questions. Part 13, a creepy deal with a creep vampire and then some more creepiness to boot!
Spoilers: For all books up to Dead and Gone


( Part 13 )

See what you made me do fic exchange?

For the Halloween exchange I was asked to write an E/S story that involved: Calculating Eric, jealous Sookie, banter, a strip club, and a cigarette. This is what happened...

Title: The Suit Makes the Man
Disclaimer: True Blood is not mine, nor am I affiliated.
Summary: Eric. Sookie. Strip club. Cigarette. How could this not be fun?
Characters: Eric, Sookie, Pam
Timeline: Post season 2


( Are you even wearing a Superman shirt under there? )

Disclaimer: Neither SVN or True Blood claim any ownership of me and they are not making any money form this endeavor. No, flip that.
Summary: Curses, possessions, and virgins, oh my! On Halloween the border between this world and the next is thin and Sookie stackhouse finds herself embroiled in a curse and a love story left over from ancient Rome.
Rating: R
Characters: Eric/Sookie, Godric
Timeline: post Club Dead/as yet unaired season 3,
Note: Written for the E/S Halloween challenge on ff.net. Speical thanks to the dimholt for the swedish translation.
This was originally posted as "Virgin Sacrifice" but haas since undergone some edits, ending included.

( Lover, do you know why it is called Devil's Night )

Disclaimer: Not mine. No affiliation.
Summary: "This is a love story, not a falling in love story." Eric/Sookie
Rating: NC-17
Spoliers: Through Dead and Gone

   
( My name is not October, she says, I am October... )




       

   



     

This one isn't hitting public forums just yet but if any of you regular readers are interested this is a taste of my second SVN Halloween contest fic. I fear it will prove to be no less bizarre than the previous one. Will be E/S, i promise.



    ( the sins of the mother... )
   

Hi there regular readers and occasional passersby. I'd like to alert you all the the fabulous Eric-Sookie Halloween fic contest that is taking place here, Eric and his Great Pumpkin. These same ladies did the Summer of 69 contest a while back and it was a lot of fun, lots of great stories produced. A few stories have already been posted for your reading pleasure and some of you talented LJ writers should definitely submit stories for the contest. As a pre-treat and hopefully a hook for you readers/writers out there, I'm posting the oddball intro to one of my entries (suitable for all audiences, though the finished product will not be, no spoilers). Enjoy!

( I don't understand it. I went trick-or-treating and all I got was a bag full of rocks. I suppose you spent all night in the pumpkin patch. )

Disclaimer: This vampire world and everything in it belongs to Charlaine Harris, I'm just leasing.
Rating: R for story
Warnings: Spoilers through series
Characters: Eric and Sookie to begin with
Note: I think this qualifies as a teaser or a preview of sorts. “I Have Gone Out” is starting to wind down and this will be the next thing I put time into but it won't get going until “Out” is finished. The plan is for a story in a patchwork of styles that takes a rather atypical look at Sookie being turned (I know, I thought I'd never go there either). Feedback of all varieties always welcome. The following preview has been approved for all audiences for all audiences.


( he could only keep his own promises )

Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't even really want it this time.
Summary: Sometimes you meet God and pretend it never happened. A vignette... you'll never guess who.
Rating: PG-13
Note: Forgive me.
( a few bumps and bruises is a small price to pay )

Disclaimer: Property of Ms. Harris and Mr. Ball.
Fandom: TrueBlood
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Eric, Sam, Sookie, Sophie Anne
Summary:  Eric's plays Yahtzee with the Queen and nothing is quite what is seems.

 

( Yahtzee )

 

Disclaimer: Property of Ms. Harris and Mr. Ball.
Fandom: TrueBlood
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Eric, Sam, Sookie, Sophie Anne
Summary:  Eric's thoughts in 2x11 when Sam requests help with the maenad and he requests Sookie Stackhouse in return. Part 1/2

( You're asking for a favor but what you need is a shaman. )

 

Characters: Ensemble
Pairing: Sookie/Eric
Rating: R, adult themes
Summary: Would you eat from the tree and have your eyes opened or stay a happy child in the garden forever? Follows the events of Dead and Gone with answers and questions. Part 12, history takes center stage.
Spoilers: For all books up to Dead and Gone

 

( Chapter 12 )

 

Summary: Sookie isn't the only one who dreams of Eric
Characters: LAfayette, Sookie, Eric
Rating: R, language
Warning: Written in heavy slang. Just try and hear it ;)



    ( The Whatlef )

So... I decided to write Hadley.

Disclaimer: Only the mistakes are mine. The good stuff belongs to Mr. Ball and Ms. Harris.
Summary: You're Hadley Hale. And what the hell does that mean?
Pairing: Hadley/Sophie Anne
Timeline: Roundabout episodes 2.11 and 2.12.
Rating: PG-13 I suppose


( Symbiosis )
   

Fandom: True Blood
Spoilers: Through season 2
Summary: "That color doesn't suit you." A season 2 finale insert... even though I loved not knowing where the heck eric was.
Rating: Harmless

 

( since they kept reminding us that Eric can fly... )

Story: I Have Gone Out
Fandom: Southern Vampire Novels
Characters: Ensemble
Pairing: Sookie/Eric
Rating: R, adult themes
Summary: Would you eat from the tree and have your eyes opened or stay a happy child in the garden forever? Follows the events of Dead and Gone with answers and questions. Part 11, in which everything is changing.
Spoilers: For all books up to Dead and Gone



( Chapter 22  )

Nothing at all like the stories I usually write. I wrote this as sort of a joke for a challenge ff.net and much to my shock it was rather well received.

Fandom: Southern Vampire Novels/ TB
Pairing: Sookie/Eric
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "I took English as a second language at a community college in the seventies." Written for the EandS Summer of '69 Challenge
Spoilers: General for series, none specific
Note: This is nothing at all like what I usually write. It's fun and fluffy and a little tongue in cheek. If you're used to my heavy stories- it's just notliek that folks! And please check out the contest page! Eric and Sook's Summer of '69

 

( I'm not as repressed as people think )

Eric and Sook's Summer of '69
 

Disclaimer: CH's and Alan Ball's (some others too but not mine!)
Fandom: Dipping into TB for the sake of Godric.
Characters: Eric, Godric. Sookie.
Timeline: Dips into 2.05-2.09
Summary: "Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be recalled and perhaps remedied." --Pearl S. Buck. Written for the tru_godric AU challenge. Requirements were to use a quote (above) and make any or all Godric episodes AU. 

 

( But Godric never wanted burnt offerings. )